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Meet our keto chocolate bars
Enjoy all tasty flavours with no guilt. Comes in a pack of 10 bars.
KetoCacao Variety Pack
KetoCacao Variety Pack
€35.00
KetoCacao Variety Pack
KetoCacao Variety Pack
KetoCacao Variety Pack
KetoCacao Variety Pack

KetoCacao Variety Pack

€35.00 pack of 10
/

Variety Pack includes 2 Bars of each of our great flavors.

Not sure which flavor to choose or just really love them all? We've got you covered. Enjoy the Dark, Coconut, Hazelnut, Coffee, and White in our mixed pack.

Sugar-free, high-far chocolate with MCTs that you can fully indulge in during your active life. A delicious snack to feel stronger and clear the mind - without any sugar spikes.

Breaking down these key Ingredients.

ORGANIC CACAO
It's a functional bar, not candy

Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.

MCT OIL POWDER
More energy + satisfaction

As the name already suggests, MCT oil powder is MCT oil in a powder form. That simple. MCT oil powder is gentler in our digestive system than in its liquid form while it maintains all the kick-ass nutritional benefits. Our MCT oil powder is 100% derived from coconuts, with 70% c8/ c10, and 30% of Acacia fiber, which works as a probiotic for gut health. It helps to lower cholesterol levels and stabilise your blood sugar. MCTs are a fast source of clean energy and can support appetite control, weight loss, brain and heart health, focus, and a healthy metabolism.

ERYTHRITOL
No bitterness, no sugar spikes

Erythritol is a natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It has a glycemic index of zero, which means it does not affect blood sugar and it has very few calories. Erythritol is also metabolism friendly and easy to digest.

Do you gain weight eating fat? Generally, no. Eating fat is very satisfying, and you end up eating fewer calories. It's important to eat in such a way that your body can burn fat as its primary fuel rather than sugars. Please go for high-quality fats instead of fats like vegetable oils used in processed food and fried foods.

Are human bodies designed to eat fat? Yes! We have gall bladders that squirt bile into our small intestines so we can digest fat in our food.

We eat so much fat nowadays. Isn’t it a problem? Unfortunately, the strong belief that glucose is the preferred fuel for our body has become deeply ingrained over the decades. Increasingly more often now, it is specified as the driving force behind our obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. The benefits of a high-fat diet are investigated in the BBC documentary, "Fat [Versus] Carbs With Jamie Owen,” which originally aired in October 2016.

What do I do if eating fats makes my stomach hurt? Cleanse your gall bladder. Eating beets or taking supplements with beets in them every day will help with that. If you don’t have a gall bladder because it was surgically removed, then you should consider taking a supplement that contains bile in it so your body can digest fat more easily.

Why do people say that all fat is bad? Read here (truth about fat).

I was told cholesterol is bad. Isn’t it bad? For the past decades, we have been warned that eating cholesterol-rich foods, such as eggs, would raise your cholesterol and give you a higher risk of heart disease. Much research has been conducted over the years, and the dietary guidelines finally addressed this scientific shortcoming, stating that ''cholesterol is not considered a nutrient of concern for overconsumption.” This is good news. However, unfortunately, the guidelines became confusing, and they still are, says Dr. Mercola. The basic premise was wrong. “Dietary fat is indeed associated with heart disease, but it's the processed vegetable oils, which may also contain trans fats and oxidized omega-6 fats, that are the problem, not saturated fats.” Click here to read the full article.

We also recommend watching the short yet very informative video from Dr. Berg that will give you a good understanding of the Truth about cholesterol.

Is Funky Fat Foods Vegan/Vegetarian? Our Funky Fat Choc bars are vegan.

What's NOT in our Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars.
- No soy or other fillers.
- No gmo, artificial colors/flavors.
- No gluten.

What kind of natural sweeteners does Funky Fat Foods use? All our products are without refined sugars or carb containing sweeteners like agave syrup, palm sugar, etc. For our Funky Fat Choc bars, we use organic Erythritol instead, which has a glycemic index of 0 and doesn’t have the medical aftertaste like other (alcohol) sweeteners.

Do you ship internationally? Yes! We definitely share our Funky Fat Foods products with all our international friends. However, please keep in mind shipping costs + possible customs duties outside Europe.

Can I find Funky Fat Food in physical shops as well? Check our other locations  to find out where you can find our Funky Fat Foods products.

Are there any shipping costs? We offer free shipping internationally on orders over 70 euros. On orders below 70 euros, the shipping costs will be calculated at check out since it varies depending on your location.

How can I learn more about the high-fat lifestyle? We are high-fat fanatics, and we share more about this lifestyle in our newsletter and on our blog. 

What’s Keto? Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.

What are the Funky Fat Choc's ingredients? Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber, and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol. We offer KC dark, KC Coconut, KC Hazelnuts, KC Coffee, and KC White. These are all for you to feel unstoppable while keeping your blood sugar levels stable. Choose your favorite.

What’s MCT Oil powder in Funky Fat Choc? We use MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT oil (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. Our KC bars are chocolate bars blended with MCT oil powder, an excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.

What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars? Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.


I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc? It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products including the keto chocolate are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

How long do the Funky Fat Choc bars last? We don’t use chemicals to let them last for years, which your body will thank us for. Consequently, we recommend consuming our Funky Fat Choc within 18 months. Please remember to store it in a dry and cool place at all times, avoiding direct sunlight.

Still got a question?
Just send us a funky email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com and we will get back to you soon.

Cart
KetoCacao Coconut
KetoCacao Coconut
€35.00
KetoCacao Coconut
KetoCacao Coconut
KetoCacao Coconut
KetoCacao Coconut

KetoCacao Coconut

€35.00 pack of 10
/

Take a bite, refresh.

Nutritious Keto chocolate with MCTs and coconut. The perfect combination of healthy fats and shredded coconut for refreshing energy and for whenever you need to snack on ‘something sweet’ - without sugar.

  • For Sweethearts and Keto / Low-carb followers who like a sweet treat while staying on track.

  • Each bar contains 1 net carb and 21g of fat.

  • Ideal Keto Ratio of 4:1 (ratio of total fat to net carbs + protein), which is unique in comparison with dark chocolate bars of major brands.

Perfect for on-the-go or while binge-watching on Netflix.

INGREDIENTS
*71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, *Shredded coconut, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber (100% derived from coconuts). *Organic

Keep it in a cool and dry place.

Breaking down these key Ingredients.

ORGANIC CACAO
It's a functional bar, not candy

Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.

MCT OIL POWDER
More energy + satisfaction

As the name already suggests, MCT oil powder is MCT oil in a powder form. That simple. MCT oil powder is gentler in our digestive system than in its liquid form while it maintains all the kick-ass nutritional benefits. Our MCT oil powder is 100% derived from coconuts, with 70% c8/ c10, and 30% of Acacia fiber, which works as a probiotic for gut health. It helps to lower cholesterol levels and stabilise your blood sugar. MCTs are a fast source of clean energy and can support appetite control, weight loss, brain and heart health, focus, and a healthy metabolism.

ERYTHRITOL
No bitterness, no sugar spikes

Erythritol is a natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It has a glycemic index of zero, which means it does not affect blood sugar and it has very few calories. Erythritol is also metabolism friendly and easy to digest.

Do you gain weight eating fat? Generally, no. Eating fat is very satisfying, and you end up eating fewer calories. It's important to eat in such a way that your body can burn fat as its primary fuel rather than sugars. Please go for high-quality fats instead of fats like vegetable oils used in processed food and fried foods.

Are human bodies designed to eat fat? Yes! We have gall bladders that squirt bile into our small intestines so we can digest fat in our food.

We eat so much fat nowadays. Isn’t it a problem? Unfortunately, the strong belief that glucose is the preferred fuel for our body has become deeply ingrained over the decades. Increasingly more often now, it is specified as the driving force behind our obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. The benefits of a high-fat diet are investigated in the BBC documentary, "Fat [Versus] Carbs With Jamie Owen,” which originally aired in October 2016.

What do I do if eating fats makes my stomach hurt? Cleanse your gall bladder. Eating beets or taking supplements with beets in them every day will help with that. If you don’t have a gall bladder because it was surgically removed, then you should consider taking a supplement that contains bile in it so your body can digest fat more easily.

Why do people say that all fat is bad? Read here (truth about fat).

I was told cholesterol is bad. Isn’t it bad? For the past decades, we have been warned that eating cholesterol-rich foods, such as eggs, would raise your cholesterol and give you a higher risk of heart disease. Much research has been conducted over the years, and the dietary guidelines finally addressed this scientific shortcoming, stating that ''cholesterol is not considered a nutrient of concern for overconsumption.” This is good news. However, unfortunately, the guidelines became confusing, and they still are, says Dr. Mercola. The basic premise was wrong. “Dietary fat is indeed associated with heart disease, but it's the processed vegetable oils, which may also contain trans fats and oxidized omega-6 fats, that are the problem, not saturated fats.” Click here to read the full article.

We also recommend watching the short yet very informative video from Dr. Berg that will give you a good understanding of the Truth about cholesterol.

Is Funky Fat Foods Vegan/Vegetarian? Our Funky Fat Choc bars are vegan.

What's NOT in our Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars.
- No soy or other fillers.
- No gmo, artificial colors/flavors.
- No gluten.

What kind of natural sweeteners does Funky Fat Foods use? All our products are without refined sugars or carb containing sweeteners like agave syrup, palm sugar, etc. For our Funky Fat Choc bars, we use organic Erythritol instead, which has a glycemic index of 0 and doesn’t have the medical aftertaste like other (alcohol) sweeteners.

Do you ship internationally? Yes! We definitely share our Funky Fat Foods products with all our international friends. However, please keep in mind shipping costs + possible customs duties outside Europe.

Can I find Funky Fat Food in physical shops as well? Check our other locations  to find out where you can find our Funky Fat Foods products.

Are there any shipping costs? We offer free shipping internationally on orders over 70 euros. On orders below 70 euros, the shipping costs will be calculated at check out since it varies depending on your location.

How can I learn more about the high-fat lifestyle? We are high-fat fanatics, and we share more about this lifestyle in our newsletter and on our blog. 

What’s Keto? Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.

What are the Funky Fat Choc's ingredients? Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber, and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol. We offer KC dark, KC Coconut, KC Hazelnuts, KC Coffee, and KC White. These are all for you to feel unstoppable while keeping your blood sugar levels stable. Choose your favorite.

What’s MCT Oil powder in Funky Fat Choc? We use MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT oil (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. Our KC bars are chocolate bars blended with MCT oil powder, an excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.

What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars? Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.


I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc? It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products including the keto chocolate are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

How long do the Funky Fat Choc bars last? We don’t use chemicals to let them last for years, which your body will thank us for. Consequently, we recommend consuming our Funky Fat Choc within 18 months. Please remember to store it in a dry and cool place at all times, avoiding direct sunlight.

Still got a question?
Just send us a funky email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com and we will get back to you soon.

Cart
KetoCacao Hazelnut
KetoCacao Hazelnut
€35.00
KetoCacao Hazelnut
KetoCacao Hazelnut
KetoCacao Hazelnut
KetoCacao Hazelnut

KetoCacao Hazelnut

€35.00 pack of 10
/

Take a bite, pump it up.

Nutritious Keto chocolate with MCTs and Hazelnuts. A delicious blend of cacao with a hint of hazelnut. A tasty snack to pump up and get rid of excuses to not hit the gym today.

  • For the real smashers and Keto / Low-carb followers who want a satisfying crunch while staying on track.

  • Each bar contains 2 net carbs and 21g of fat.

  • Ideal Keto Ratio of 4:1 (ratio of total fat to net carbs + protein), which is unique in comparison with dark chocolate bars of major brands.

Perfect while on-the-go or before your workout.

INGREDIENTS
*71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, *Shredded hazelnuts, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber (100% derived from coconuts). *Organic.

Keep it in a cool and dry place.

   

Breaking down these key Ingredients.

ORGANIC CACAO
It's a functional bar, not candy

Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.

MCT OIL POWDER
More energy + satisfaction

As the name already suggests, MCT oil powder is MCT oil in a powder form. That simple. MCT oil powder is gentler in our digestive system than in its liquid form while it maintains all the kick-ass nutritional benefits. Our MCT oil powder is 100% derived from coconuts, with 70% c8/ c10, and 30% of Acacia fiber, which works as a probiotic for gut health. It helps to lower cholesterol levels and stabilise your blood sugar. MCTs are a fast source of clean energy and can support appetite control, weight loss, brain and heart health, focus, and a healthy metabolism.

ERYTHRITOL
No bitterness, no sugar spikes

Erythritol is a natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It has a glycemic index of zero, which means it does not affect blood sugar and it has very few calories. Erythritol is also metabolism friendly and easy to digest.

Do you gain weight eating fat? Generally, no. Eating fat is very satisfying, and you end up eating fewer calories. It's important to eat in such a way that your body can burn fat as its primary fuel rather than sugars. Please go for high-quality fats instead of fats like vegetable oils used in processed food and fried foods.

Are human bodies designed to eat fat? Yes! We have gall bladders that squirt bile into our small intestines so we can digest fat in our food.

We eat so much fat nowadays. Isn’t it a problem? Unfortunately, the strong belief that glucose is the preferred fuel for our body has become deeply ingrained over the decades. Increasingly more often now, it is specified as the driving force behind our obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. The benefits of a high-fat diet are investigated in the BBC documentary, "Fat [Versus] Carbs With Jamie Owen,” which originally aired in October 2016.

What do I do if eating fats makes my stomach hurt? Cleanse your gall bladder. Eating beets or taking supplements with beets in them every day will help with that. If you don’t have a gall bladder because it was surgically removed, then you should consider taking a supplement that contains bile in it so your body can digest fat more easily.

Why do people say that all fat is bad? Read here (truth about fat).

I was told cholesterol is bad. Isn’t it bad? For the past decades, we have been warned that eating cholesterol-rich foods, such as eggs, would raise your cholesterol and give you a higher risk of heart disease. Much research has been conducted over the years, and the dietary guidelines finally addressed this scientific shortcoming, stating that ''cholesterol is not considered a nutrient of concern for overconsumption.” This is good news. However, unfortunately, the guidelines became confusing, and they still are, says Dr. Mercola. The basic premise was wrong. “Dietary fat is indeed associated with heart disease, but it's the processed vegetable oils, which may also contain trans fats and oxidized omega-6 fats, that are the problem, not saturated fats.” Click here to read the full article.

We also recommend watching the short yet very informative video from Dr. Berg that will give you a good understanding of the Truth about cholesterol.

Is Funky Fat Foods Vegan/Vegetarian? Our Funky Fat Choc bars are vegan.

What's NOT in our Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars.
- No soy or other fillers.
- No gmo, artificial colors/flavors.
- No gluten.

What kind of natural sweeteners does Funky Fat Foods use? All our products are without refined sugars or carb containing sweeteners like agave syrup, palm sugar, etc. For our Funky Fat Choc bars, we use organic Erythritol instead, which has a glycemic index of 0 and doesn’t have the medical aftertaste like other (alcohol) sweeteners.

Do you ship internationally? Yes! We definitely share our Funky Fat Foods products with all our international friends. However, please keep in mind shipping costs + possible customs duties outside Europe.

Can I find Funky Fat Food in physical shops as well? Check our other locations  to find out where you can find our Funky Fat Foods products.

Are there any shipping costs? We offer free shipping internationally on orders over 70 euros. On orders below 70 euros, the shipping costs will be calculated at check out since it varies depending on your location.

How can I learn more about the high-fat lifestyle? We are high-fat fanatics, and we share more about this lifestyle in our newsletter and on our blog. 

What’s Keto? Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.

What are the Funky Fat Choc's ingredients? Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber, and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol. We offer KC dark, KC Coconut, KC Hazelnuts, KC Coffee, and KC White. These are all for you to feel unstoppable while keeping your blood sugar levels stable. Choose your favorite.

What’s MCT Oil powder in Funky Fat Choc? We use MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT oil (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. Our KC bars are chocolate bars blended with MCT oil powder, an excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.

What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars? Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.


I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc? It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products including the keto chocolate are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

How long do the Funky Fat Choc bars last? We don’t use chemicals to let them last for years, which your body will thank us for. Consequently, we recommend consuming our Funky Fat Choc within 18 months. Please remember to store it in a dry and cool place at all times, avoiding direct sunlight.

Still got a question?
Just send us a funky email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com and we will get back to you soon.

Cart
KetoCacao White
KetoCacao White
€35.00
KetoCacao White
KetoCacao White
KetoCacao White
KetoCacao White

KetoCacao White

€35.00 pack of 10
/

Take a bite, adios cravings!

Nutritious Keto white chocolate packed with MCTs and chia seeds. Finally, a white chocolate bar that’s sugar-free and vegan. No, you’re not dreaming. It’s real! The perfect snack to kill your cravings and to fully indulge on - if you can! 

  • For white chocolate fans and Keto / Low-carb followers who want to stop hunger while staying on track.

  • Each bar contains 1 net carb and 29g of fat to fit your daily macros needs.

  • Ideal Keto Ratio of 4:1 (ratio of total fat to net carbs + protein), which is unique in comparison with dark chocolate bars of major brands.

Perfect for on-the-go or when the cravings are out of control.

INGREDIENTS
*46% Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, *Chia seeds, *Coconut milk powder, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber (100% derived from coconuts). *Organic

Keep it in a cool and dry place.

Breaking down these key Ingredients.

ORGANIC CACAO
It's a functional bar, not candy

Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.

MCT OIL POWDER
More energy + satisfaction

As the name already suggests, MCT oil powder is MCT oil in a powder form. That simple. MCT oil powder is gentler in our digestive system than in its liquid form while it maintains all the kick-ass nutritional benefits. Our MCT oil powder is 100% derived from coconuts, with 70% c8/ c10, and 30% of Acacia fiber, which works as a probiotic for gut health. It helps to lower cholesterol levels and stabilise your blood sugar. MCTs are a fast source of clean energy and can support appetite control, weight loss, brain and heart health, focus, and a healthy metabolism.

ERYTHRITOL
No bitterness, no sugar spikes

Erythritol is a natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It has a glycemic index of zero, which means it does not affect blood sugar and it has very few calories. Erythritol is also metabolism friendly and easy to digest.

Do you gain weight eating fat? Generally, no. Eating fat is very satisfying, and you end up eating fewer calories. It's important to eat in such a way that your body can burn fat as its primary fuel rather than sugars. Please go for high-quality fats instead of fats like vegetable oils used in processed food and fried foods.

Are human bodies designed to eat fat? Yes! We have gall bladders that squirt bile into our small intestines so we can digest fat in our food.

We eat so much fat nowadays. Isn’t it a problem? Unfortunately, the strong belief that glucose is the preferred fuel for our body has become deeply ingrained over the decades. Increasingly more often now, it is specified as the driving force behind our obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. The benefits of a high-fat diet are investigated in the BBC documentary, "Fat [Versus] Carbs With Jamie Owen,” which originally aired in October 2016.

What do I do if eating fats makes my stomach hurt? Cleanse your gall bladder. Eating beets or taking supplements with beets in them every day will help with that. If you don’t have a gall bladder because it was surgically removed, then you should consider taking a supplement that contains bile in it so your body can digest fat more easily.

Why do people say that all fat is bad? Read here (truth about fat).

I was told cholesterol is bad. Isn’t it bad? For the past decades, we have been warned that eating cholesterol-rich foods, such as eggs, would raise your cholesterol and give you a higher risk of heart disease. Much research has been conducted over the years, and the dietary guidelines finally addressed this scientific shortcoming, stating that ''cholesterol is not considered a nutrient of concern for overconsumption.” This is good news. However, unfortunately, the guidelines became confusing, and they still are, says Dr. Mercola. The basic premise was wrong. “Dietary fat is indeed associated with heart disease, but it's the processed vegetable oils, which may also contain trans fats and oxidized omega-6 fats, that are the problem, not saturated fats.” Click here to read the full article.

We also recommend watching the short yet very informative video from Dr. Berg that will give you a good understanding of the Truth about cholesterol.

Is Funky Fat Foods Vegan/Vegetarian? Our Funky Fat Choc bars are vegan.

What's NOT in our Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars.
- No soy or other fillers.
- No gmo, artificial colors/flavors.
- No gluten.

What kind of natural sweeteners does Funky Fat Foods use? All our products are without refined sugars or carb containing sweeteners like agave syrup, palm sugar, etc. For our Funky Fat Choc bars, we use organic Erythritol instead, which has a glycemic index of 0 and doesn’t have the medical aftertaste like other (alcohol) sweeteners.

Do you ship internationally? Yes! We definitely share our Funky Fat Foods products with all our international friends. However, please keep in mind shipping costs + possible customs duties outside Europe.

Can I find Funky Fat Food in physical shops as well? Check our other locations  to find out where you can find our Funky Fat Foods products.

Are there any shipping costs? We offer free shipping internationally on orders over 70 euros. On orders below 70 euros, the shipping costs will be calculated at check out since it varies depending on your location.

How can I learn more about the high-fat lifestyle? We are high-fat fanatics, and we share more about this lifestyle in our newsletter and on our blog. 

What’s Keto? Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.

What are the Funky Fat Choc's ingredients? Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber, and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol. We offer KC dark, KC Coconut, KC Hazelnuts, KC Coffee, and KC White. These are all for you to feel unstoppable while keeping your blood sugar levels stable. Choose your favorite.

What’s MCT Oil powder in Funky Fat Choc? We use MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT oil (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. Our KC bars are chocolate bars blended with MCT oil powder, an excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.

What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars? Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.


I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc? It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products including the keto chocolate are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

How long do the Funky Fat Choc bars last? We don’t use chemicals to let them last for years, which your body will thank us for. Consequently, we recommend consuming our Funky Fat Choc within 18 months. Please remember to store it in a dry and cool place at all times, avoiding direct sunlight.

Still got a question?
Just send us a funky email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com and we will get back to you soon.

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KetoCacao Dark
KetoCacao Dark
€35.00
KetoCacao Dark
KetoCacao Dark
KetoCacao Dark
KetoCacao Dark

KetoCacao Dark

€35.00 pack of 10
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Take a bite, feel stronger.

Nutritious Keto dark chocolate with MCTs that you can fully indulge in during your active life. A delicious snack to feel stronger and clear your mind - without bitterness or blood sugar spike.

  • For dark chocolate fans and Keto/ Low-carb followers who want to fuel themselves while staying on track.

  • Each bar contains 1 net carb and 22g of fat.

  • Ideal Keto Ratio of 4:1 (ratio of total fat to net carbs + protein), which is unique in comparison with dark chocolate bars of major brands.

Perfect for long office hours or as an addition to your favorite recipes.

INGREDIENTS
*75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts). *Organic

Keep it in a cool and dry place.

 

Breaking down these key Ingredients.

ORGANIC CACAO
It's a functional bar, not candy

Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.

MCT OIL POWDER
More energy + satisfaction

As the name already suggests, MCT oil powder is MCT oil in a powder form. That simple. MCT oil powder is gentler in our digestive system than in its liquid form while it maintains all the kick-ass nutritional benefits. Our MCT oil powder is 100% derived from coconuts, with 70% c8/ c10, and 30% of Acacia fiber, which works as a probiotic for gut health. It helps to lower cholesterol levels and stabilise your blood sugar. MCTs are a fast source of clean energy and can support appetite control, weight loss, brain and heart health, focus, and a healthy metabolism.

ERYTHRITOL
No bitterness, no sugar spikes

Erythritol is a natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It has a glycemic index of zero, which means it does not affect blood sugar and it has very few calories. Erythritol is also metabolism friendly and easy to digest.

Do you gain weight eating fat? Generally, no. Eating fat is very satisfying, and you end up eating fewer calories. It's important to eat in such a way that your body can burn fat as its primary fuel rather than sugars. Please go for high-quality fats instead of fats like vegetable oils used in processed food and fried foods.

Are human bodies designed to eat fat? Yes! We have gall bladders that squirt bile into our small intestines so we can digest fat in our food.

We eat so much fat nowadays. Isn’t it a problem? Unfortunately, the strong belief that glucose is the preferred fuel for our body has become deeply ingrained over the decades. Increasingly more often now, it is specified as the driving force behind our obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. The benefits of a high-fat diet are investigated in the BBC documentary, "Fat [Versus] Carbs With Jamie Owen,” which originally aired in October 2016.

What do I do if eating fats makes my stomach hurt? Cleanse your gall bladder. Eating beets or taking supplements with beets in them every day will help with that. If you don’t have a gall bladder because it was surgically removed, then you should consider taking a supplement that contains bile in it so your body can digest fat more easily.

Why do people say that all fat is bad? Read here (truth about fat).

I was told cholesterol is bad. Isn’t it bad? For the past decades, we have been warned that eating cholesterol-rich foods, such as eggs, would raise your cholesterol and give you a higher risk of heart disease. Much research has been conducted over the years, and the dietary guidelines finally addressed this scientific shortcoming, stating that ''cholesterol is not considered a nutrient of concern for overconsumption.” This is good news. However, unfortunately, the guidelines became confusing, and they still are, says Dr. Mercola. The basic premise was wrong. “Dietary fat is indeed associated with heart disease, but it's the processed vegetable oils, which may also contain trans fats and oxidized omega-6 fats, that are the problem, not saturated fats.” Click here to read the full article.

We also recommend watching the short yet very informative video from Dr. Berg that will give you a good understanding of the Truth about cholesterol.

Is Funky Fat Foods Vegan/Vegetarian? Our Funky Fat Choc bars are vegan.

What's NOT in our Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars.
- No soy or other fillers.
- No gmo, artificial colors/flavors.
- No gluten.

What kind of natural sweeteners does Funky Fat Foods use? All our products are without refined sugars or carb containing sweeteners like agave syrup, palm sugar, etc. For our Funky Fat Choc bars, we use organic Erythritol instead, which has a glycemic index of 0 and doesn’t have the medical aftertaste like other (alcohol) sweeteners.

Do you ship internationally? Yes! We definitely share our Funky Fat Foods products with all our international friends. However, please keep in mind shipping costs + possible customs duties outside Europe.

Can I find Funky Fat Food in physical shops as well? Check our other locations  to find out where you can find our Funky Fat Foods products.

Are there any shipping costs? We offer free shipping internationally on orders over 70 euros. On orders below 70 euros, the shipping costs will be calculated at check out since it varies depending on your location.

How can I learn more about the high-fat lifestyle? We are high-fat fanatics, and we share more about this lifestyle in our newsletter and on our blog. 

What’s Keto? Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.

What are the Funky Fat Choc's ingredients? Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber, and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol. We offer KC dark, KC Coconut, KC Hazelnuts, KC Coffee, and KC White. These are all for you to feel unstoppable while keeping your blood sugar levels stable. Choose your favorite.

What’s MCT Oil powder in Funky Fat Choc? We use MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT oil (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. Our KC bars are chocolate bars blended with MCT oil powder, an excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.

What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars? Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.


I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc? It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products including the keto chocolate are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

How long do the Funky Fat Choc bars last? We don’t use chemicals to let them last for years, which your body will thank us for. Consequently, we recommend consuming our Funky Fat Choc within 18 months. Please remember to store it in a dry and cool place at all times, avoiding direct sunlight.

Still got a question?
Just send us a funky email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com and we will get back to you soon.

Cart
KetoCacao Coffee
KetoCacao Coffee
€35.00
KetoCacao Coffee
KetoCacao Coffee
KetoCacao Coffee
KetoCacao Coffee

KetoCacao Coffee

€35.00 pack of 10
/

Take a bite, Kickass.

Nutritious Keto chocolate with MCTs and coffee bits. The perfect combination of healthy fats and coffee to help you get things done - without the blood sugar spike.

  • A real chocolate espresso shot for coffee lovers and Keto / Low-carb followers who want to kick some ass.

  • Each bar contains 1 net carb and 21g of fat.

  • Ideal Keto Ratio of 4:1 (ratio of total fat to net carbs + protein), which is unique in comparison with dark chocolate bars of major brands.

Perfect for on-the-go and for that extra energy during work hours.

INGREDIENTS
*70% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, *Coffee powder, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber (100% derived from coconuts). *Organic

Keep it in a cool and dry place.

Breaking down these key Ingredients.

ORGANIC CACAO
It's a functional bar, not candy

Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.

MCT OIL POWDER
More energy + satisfaction

As the name already suggests, MCT oil powder is MCT oil in a powder form. That simple. MCT oil powder is gentler in our digestive system than in its liquid form while it maintains all the kick-ass nutritional benefits. Our MCT oil powder is 100% derived from coconuts, with 70% c8/ c10, and 30% of Acacia fiber, which works as a probiotic for gut health. It helps to lower cholesterol levels and stabilise your blood sugar. MCTs are a fast source of clean energy and can support appetite control, weight loss, brain and heart health, focus, and a healthy metabolism.

ERYTHRITOL
No bitterness, no sugar spikes

Erythritol is a natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It has a glycemic index of zero, which means it does not affect blood sugar and it has very few calories. Erythritol is also metabolism friendly and easy to digest.

Do you gain weight eating fat? Generally, no. Eating fat is very satisfying, and you end up eating fewer calories. It's important to eat in such a way that your body can burn fat as its primary fuel rather than sugars. Please go for high-quality fats instead of fats like vegetable oils used in processed food and fried foods.

Are human bodies designed to eat fat? Yes! We have gall bladders that squirt bile into our small intestines so we can digest fat in our food.

We eat so much fat nowadays. Isn’t it a problem? Unfortunately, the strong belief that glucose is the preferred fuel for our body has become deeply ingrained over the decades. Increasingly more often now, it is specified as the driving force behind our obesity, diabetes, and heart disease. The benefits of a high-fat diet are investigated in the BBC documentary, "Fat [Versus] Carbs With Jamie Owen,” which originally aired in October 2016.

What do I do if eating fats makes my stomach hurt? Cleanse your gall bladder. Eating beets or taking supplements with beets in them every day will help with that. If you don’t have a gall bladder because it was surgically removed, then you should consider taking a supplement that contains bile in it so your body can digest fat more easily.

Why do people say that all fat is bad? Read here (truth about fat).

I was told cholesterol is bad. Isn’t it bad? For the past decades, we have been warned that eating cholesterol-rich foods, such as eggs, would raise your cholesterol and give you a higher risk of heart disease. Much research has been conducted over the years, and the dietary guidelines finally addressed this scientific shortcoming, stating that ''cholesterol is not considered a nutrient of concern for overconsumption.” This is good news. However, unfortunately, the guidelines became confusing, and they still are, says Dr. Mercola. The basic premise was wrong. “Dietary fat is indeed associated with heart disease, but it's the processed vegetable oils, which may also contain trans fats and oxidized omega-6 fats, that are the problem, not saturated fats.” Click here to read the full article.

We also recommend watching the short yet very informative video from Dr. Berg that will give you a good understanding of the Truth about cholesterol.

Is Funky Fat Foods Vegan/Vegetarian? Our Funky Fat Choc bars are vegan.

What's NOT in our Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars.
- No soy or other fillers.
- No gmo, artificial colors/flavors.
- No gluten.

What kind of natural sweeteners does Funky Fat Foods use? All our products are without refined sugars or carb containing sweeteners like agave syrup, palm sugar, etc. For our Funky Fat Choc bars, we use organic Erythritol instead, which has a glycemic index of 0 and doesn’t have the medical aftertaste like other (alcohol) sweeteners.

Do you ship internationally? Yes! We definitely share our Funky Fat Foods products with all our international friends. However, please keep in mind shipping costs + possible customs duties outside Europe.

Can I find Funky Fat Food in physical shops as well? Check our other locations  to find out where you can find our Funky Fat Foods products.

Are there any shipping costs? We offer free shipping internationally on orders over 70 euros. On orders below 70 euros, the shipping costs will be calculated at check out since it varies depending on your location.

How can I learn more about the high-fat lifestyle? We are high-fat fanatics, and we share more about this lifestyle in our newsletter and on our blog. 

What’s Keto? Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.

What are the Funky Fat Choc's ingredients? Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber, and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol. We offer KC dark, KC Coconut, KC Hazelnuts, KC Coffee, and KC White. These are all for you to feel unstoppable while keeping your blood sugar levels stable. Choose your favorite.

What’s MCT Oil powder in Funky Fat Choc? We use MCT oil powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT oil (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. Our KC bars are chocolate bars blended with MCT oil powder, an excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.

What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars? Our Funky Fat Choc is made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.


I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc? It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products including the keto chocolate are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

How long do the Funky Fat Choc bars last? We don’t use chemicals to let them last for years, which your body will thank us for. Consequently, we recommend consuming our Funky Fat Choc within 18 months. Please remember to store it in a dry and cool place at all times, avoiding direct sunlight.

Still got a question?
Just send us a funky email at hello@funkyfatfoods.com and we will get back to you soon.

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The best no sugar chocolate and it's not even close. Super balanced, no erythritol cooling taste, awesome flavors 🍫

Anthony Gustin - Founder @perfectketo & Author of Keto Answers

These bars fit perfect in my lifestyle. They don't disturb my ketosis and I love the taste. The extra MCT oil get's me even deeper into ketosis.

Romana Switzer - orthomoleculair health & lifestylecoach

This chocolate with this energy source makes it the perfect snack before a long run. It contains MCT oil which is directly converted into quick energy, and skips the longer pathway through the liver. 

Lotte Damen - Certified Keto Dietitian

I've been a giant fan of these chocolates from the start. OMG the white one is TO-DIE-FOR! 

Milena van Voorden

I let my clients try them because you have to FEEL what they do for you.

They stop cravings, they increase my focus, I am addicted! 

Tessa Your Health Coach

I'm so in love with your chocolate bars! My all-time favourite is the white chocolate bar. SO good. I have one every day :)

Nathalie Fransen - Model

The hazelnut bar is really nice and light. 71% is perfect. I'll be having another bar tonight.

@fromkarbstoketo

Never thought I would eat White chocolate again. This is the first healthy white chocolate.

Anouk Goedegebuur

The white one is heaven. It melts perfectly on your tongue with a nice crunch from chia seeds. 

@biancaslowcarbfood

You made Keto a lot easier for me!

@theketojourneyofdenisa
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