What it is: Creamy, tasty keto white chocolate bar with MCTs and chia seeds. A low-carb snack to fully indulge without compromising your health or taste buds.
(Box comes with 10 chocolate bars of 50g)
Why it's different:
★ Does not raise blood sugar or kick you out of ketosis. ★ No sneaky carbs, sugars or other surprises. ★ Helps curb cravings and gives long-lasting energy. ★ Made with organic, clean ingredients. ★ Truly keto. Only 0.5g net carb and 28.5g of healthy fats.
Chocolate tastes better when stored between 17 - 25 degrees Celsius. We recommend not storing your bars in the fridge.
What are the main ingredients?
Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT powder (100% derived from coconut + Acacia fiber), and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol.
What is erythritol and why is it in your keto chocolate bars?
Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It is included in our chocolate bars because it has no glycemic effect, which means it does not affect blood sugar. Erythritol has very few calories, is metabolism friendly and easy to digest.
What is MCT powder and why do we add it in the keto chocolates?
We use MCT powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. An excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.
What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars?
Our chocolates are made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.
What is net carb and how do I calculate it?
The term "net carbs" simply refers to carbs that are absorbed by the body. For all our keto chocolates we use a UK and European food label which means the fiber is actually shown separately so you don’t deduct it from the Carbohydrate total. However for polyols or sugar alcohols which are indigestible carbs, you DO deduct these. In order to calculate the net carbs for our keto chocolate bar it would be: Total carbs, minus (polyol) Erythritol = net carbs.
What is the shelf life?
We do not add chemical preservatives to our keto chocolate bars. Consequently, we recommend consuming our chocolate bars within 18 months from the production date. Please remember to keep it stored in room temperature at all times to preserve the taste and integrity.
What are the shipping costs?
We offer free shipping on orders over 50 euros in countries part of the EU. On orders below that, the shipping costs will be calculated at checkout as it varies depending on your location.
When will my order ship?
Orders placed on weekdays (Monday to Friday) before 5PM will be shipped the same day. Orders placed after 5PM will be shipped the next day. Except on fridays. Orders placed on fridays after 5PM, and on the weekends (Saturday and Sunday) will be shipped the following Monday.
How long will it take to receive the order?
It usually takes 2 business days for domestic orders (within The Netherlands) to arrive. Outside The Netherlands the delivery time may vary between 4-15 business days.
(During COVID-19 delivery times may vary)
Do you ship internationally? How much does it cost?
Yes! We deliver our products right to your doorstep, anywhere in the world. The shipping costs depend on your address and will be calculated at the checkout page. Mind that additional import taxes may apply if you live outside Europe.
Are your keto chocolate bars Vegan/Vegetarian?
Yes, our bars are vegan.
What's NOT in he Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars. - No soy or other fillers. - No gmo, artificial colors/flavors. - No gluten.
Do you have a return policy?
Yes. For returns, contact our support team (email@example.com) no later than fourteen (14) days after receipt of your order with detailed evidence in attachment. This applies for incorrect orders (meaning: if you ordered a certain flavour but received another) or if you changed your mind. We only accept returns of orders in the same condition as original. Product must not be open or damaged. Returning fees are to your discretion.
What if my package is lost?
If that happens, please contact our support team (firstname.lastname@example.org) informing your name and order number so we can locate your package.
Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.
I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc?
It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs.
No need to kick out chocolate from your diet. Cacao is mother nature's superfood. Instead, go for chocolate that is both tasty and good for you.
Most low-carb chocolate bars are made with sweeteners that raise blood sugar. Regular dark chocolate can have up to 30g of sugar and other junk your body doesn't need.
We make chocolate that you can feel proud to enjoy, stay on track with your keto goals, and put your health first. Even on the go.
Pump up your day
Whenever you need an energy boost, our MCT-powered chocolate bars will come to the rescue. Anywhere, anytime.
We don't need sugar to make a tasty chocolate bar. Our high-fat Chocs are super creamy and dreamy. No sweetener aftertaste.
Made with plant-based fats and no artificial flavors, sugar, additives, fillers, gluten, soy or preservatives. Only the good stuff.
What's in it
Breaking down our key organic ingredients
Cacao Nature's super food. Rich in antioxidants and essential nutrients. Stress relieving. And delicious.
Cocoa butter Rich and buttery. Contains vitamin E and K. Good for your heart health and digestion.
MCT c8/c10 Healthy fats extracted from coconut oil. Boosts your energy and kills all cravings. Helps you lose that extra weight.
Erythritol Natural sweetener, found in fruits and veggies. Does not affect blood sugar and it's easy to digest. Safe for diabetics.
When to enjoy it
Breakfast Bring energy to your mornings. Easy to grab and go when in a rush.
Working out Energy boost before or after a workout session.
Office hours Kill cravings and feel ready to rock that to-do list.
Dessert Perfect guilt-free treat after a delicious meal.
On-the-go Keep one in your bag and avoid hanger moments. Easy snack when travelling or on busy days.
Anywhere, anytime Whenever is your perfect funky fat moment. You decide!
Ready to join our funky high-fat movement?
Testimonials from our happy and empowered customers.
Clean ingredients and without sacrificing delicious taste, it is the fourth time we have ordered these chocolates and we will definitely continue to do so, it is a healthy and clean option.
When I started with keto, it was so hard to stick to it. These chocolates truly helped me. Everytime I had thse crazy cravings, they'd come to the rescue. Now, I don't even want to eat the stuff I was craving before?! They are as tasty and makes me feel super full. They also make me feel more energized and focused. Now I don't eat it as a quick chocolate fix. But becouse I enjoy the feeling they give me. I'm proud I finally made a better snack choice. Thank you so much Funky Fat Foods ❤️
Don't blame the fat for what the sugar did.
Yes, our chocolates are high-fat. Because not all fats are bad for you.