Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars
Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars
Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars
Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars
Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars
Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars
Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars

Funky Fat Choc White - 10 bars

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What it is: Creamy, tasty keto white chocolate bar with MCTs and chia seeds. A low-carb snack to fully indulge without compromising your health or taste buds. 

(Box comes with 10 chocolate bars of 50g)

Why it's different: 

★ Does not raise blood sugar or kick you out of ketosis.
★ No sneaky carbs, sugars or other surprises.
Helps curb cravings and gives long-lasting energy.
★ Made with organic, clean ingredients. 
★ Truly keto. Only 0.5g net carb and 28.5g of healthy fats. 

How to store it:

Chocolate tastes better when stored between 17 - 21 degrees Celsius. We recommend not storing your bars in the fridge.

 

 

About Funky Fat Choc

1. What are the ingredients in your organic keto chocolate bars ?

Glad you asked. We divided our bars per flavour below to show the full ingredients' list for each bar.

Dark Chocolate 75%:  75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).

Dark chocolate 71% + Coconuts:  71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded coconut, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).

Dark chocolate 71% + Hazelnuts: 71% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Shredded Hazelnuts, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).

Dark chocolate 70% + Coffee: 70% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, Erythritol, Coffee Powder, MCT Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts). 

White chocolate 46% + Chia seeds: 46% Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, *Chia seeds, Coconut milk powder, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts).
 

2. What is MCT?

MCTs (Medium Chain Triglycerides) are healthy fats that are satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver. Giving an instant energy and brain boost. 

3. What type of MCTs are your choc bars made with? 

We use MCT powder C8/C10 extracted from coconuts and blended with acacia fibre.

4. Why did you add MCT powder instead of oil?

Because it's better for you! MCT powder is easier on your stomach than MCT oil - causing no distress.

 
5. How much MCT is in one bar?

About half a teaspoon of MCT per bar. Which is perfect for everyone - either if you're are used or not with taking MCTs.
 

6. What is Erythritol? 

Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found in some fruits and vegetables. It has very few calories, is metabolism friendly and easy to digest.
 

7. What’s the origin of your cacao beans? 

Our chocolate bars are made with organic Peruvian cacao, that is delicious and high in healthy fats. All our bars are organic and ethically produced. 
 

8. What is the net carb of each bar?

All dark chocolate flavors (Dark, Hazelnut, Coconut, Coffee) have 2.5g net carbs per bar. The white chocolate has 0.5g of net carbs per bar.

9. I'm not on keto. can I still eat your bars?

Of course, our bars are for everyone! Keto or not. However, you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 
 

10. What are your bars free from?

Our bars are free from sugar, soy, GMO, preservatives, artificial flavors, gluten and dairy. However, they may contain traces of milk, nuts and sesame.
 

11. Are your chocolate bars ok for diabetics?

Absolutely. Our bars contain no sugar. The sweetener erythritol has a low glycemic effect too. So it is safe for diabetics.

12. How can I keep my Choc bars tasty for a long time? 

 Chocolate is very sensitive to heat and odours. So, to keep the taste and consistency of the bars, it's best to keep it in a cool, dry place in temperatures between 17-21 degrees celsius.

13. I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc?

It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn.

Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

 

How to order


1. What does the option "buy it once?" mean?

That means that you choose to buy our Chocs this one time and get it delivered at your doorstep 😊

2. What does the option "subscribe and save mean?"

That means that you're buying a subscription plan to get this order delivered automatically on a monthly basis. Our subscription plans are adjustable though so you can modify, re-schedule, or cancel any time. With no fees. Learn more about our subscription plan here
 

3. What payment options do you offer?

We offer plenty of payment options. Credit cards, debit cards, Paypal, Apple Pay, Klarna and more. Check our website footer to find out which options we have available in your country.

4. What payment options do you offer for subscription plans?

At the moment, we only accept credit cards for subscription plans.
  

Shippings

 

1. Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide 😊

2. What are the shipping costs?

We offer free EU shipping on orders over €50. Outside of these conditions, the shipping costs will be calculated at checkout as it varies depending on your location.
 

3. How long does the order take to arrive? 

In the Netherlands, delivery times vary from 1-3 working days counting from the shipping date. Outside of the Netherlands, the delivery times can vary between 2-15 working days. However, because of COVID 19, shipments may experience delays.

4. My order did not arrive. what do I do?

If that happens, please check your tracking link to find the status of your order. If there's any issue, please contact our support team (hello@funkyfatfoods.com) informing your name and order number. We'll take care of it for you.

Returns and exchanges


1. What is your return policy?

We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, unopened, and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. Contact our customer service team via email hello@funkyfatfoods.com stating your wish to return your order and we’ll send you a return label. Please mind that you are responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item. We will deduct the return shipping costs from your refund. 

2. How do I make a gift exchange?

Just follow the same process as described on our return policy. Just remember you have 14 days to return from the date of receipt. The items must be unopened, unused and in the same conditions as it arrived.

3. What if i get the wrong order or if my order is damaged?

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is damaged or if you receive the wrong item. Send us a mail at hello@funkyfatfoods.com with photo evidence of the damaged items. Our customer service team will evaluate your case and, if approved, we will send you a replacement.

4. How long does it take to get a refund?

If you're eligible for a refund, it will be processed and the credit will be automatically applied to your credit card or original payment method within a few days. The processing time varies according to your bank provider and may take up to 10 working days. If you haven't received a refund yet within this time-frame, first contact your bank. If the issue persists, please contact us at 
hello@funkyfatfoods.com


5. I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc?

All our Funky Fat Foods products are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs. 

 

Customer Reviews

Based on 25 reviews Write a review

Don't restrict. Replace.


No need to kick out chocolate from your diet. Cacao is mother nature's superfood. Instead, go for chocolate that is both tasty and good for you. Most low-carb chocolate bars are made with sweeteners that raise blood sugar. Regular dark chocolate can have up to 30g of sugar and other junk your body doesn't need.

We make chocolate that you can feel proud to enjoy, stay on track with your keto goals, and put your health first. Even on the go.

Pump up your day

Whenever you need an energy boost, our MCT-powered chocolate bars will come to the rescue. Anywhere, anytime.

Amazing taste

We don't need sugar to make a tasty chocolate bar. Our high-fat Chocs are super creamy and dreamy. No sweetener aftertaste.

Clean ingredients

Made with plant-based fats and no artificial flavors, sugar, additives, fillers, gluten, soy or preservatives. Only the good stuff.

What's in it

Breaking down our key organic ingredients

When to enjoy it

Ready to join our funky high-fat movement?

Testimonials from our happy and empowered customers.

Delicious taste!

Clean ingredients and without sacrificing delicious taste, it is the fourth time we have ordered these chocolates and we will definitely continue to do so, it is a healthy and clean option.

Ivette O.

Life-changing!

When I started with keto, it was so hard to stick to it. These chocolates truly helped me. Everytime I had thse crazy cravings, they'd come to the rescue. Now, I don't even want to eat the stuff I was craving before?! They are as tasty and makes me feel super full. They also make me feel more energized and focused. Now I don't eat it as a quick chocolate fix. But becouse I enjoy the feeling they give me. I'm proud I finally made a better snack choice. Thank you so much Funky Fat Foods ❤️

Esmee A.

Don't blame the fat for what the sugar did.

Yes, our chocolates are high-fat. Because not all fats are bad for you.