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Real Food, Clean Ingredients
Just clean chocolate. Only real, functional ingredients. No fillers, no artificial junk.
No Blood Sugar Spikes
Keto-friendly chocolate. No sugar spikes, no crashes—just steady energy from healthy fats.
Gut-Friendly Chocolate
Easy to digest, no bloating—just feel-good, low-sugar chocolate with MCTs for better digestion.
Snack Smart. Feel Your Best.
Trusted by health specialists
Low-carb Dietitian & Founder of The Nourishing State
Noor Struik
What I absolutely LOVE about the chocolate is that they’re using MCT oil to curb cravings and give long-lasting energy. Your taste buds won’t be compromised at all.
Sports Medicine Clinician and Founder of Perfect Keto
Dr. Anthony Gustin
The best no sugar chocolate. Super balanced, no erythritol cooling taste, awesome flavors.
Naturopathic Doctor
Dr. Nicole Huffman
The chocolate bars are incredible. Super clean, dark + organic. One of the reasons I loved your chocolates so much is because of the fat that is in them, because fat is so stabilizing for our blood sugar.
Blood Sugar Specialist and Nutritional Therapy Practitioner
Danielle Hamilton
Fat is your blood-sugars best friend, fat stabilizes the blood sugar and is the other energy source. So it's great to have such replacements like the chocolate you have.
Behaviour Change Specialist
Dr. Heather McKee
I wish I had kept back the hazelnut one for myself as its divine. Just the perfect amount of sweetness. Loved the bars thanks for being a win of my week!
Intermittent Fasting Expert
Cynthia Thurlow
Everyone know that’s my one vice: chocolate, not to mention your delicious chocolate!
With MCTs for long-lasting energy and focus
Funky Fat Choc Variety Sampler - 10 bars
Imagine your favourite dark chocolate bar. Now imagine it without sugar or artificial ingredients. A burst of flavour and energy enters your body. It's a dream come true!
Organic & functional ingredients
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Organic natural cocoa powder
contains polyphenols, antioxidants that help to improve cholesterol and blood sugar levels and reduce the risk of heart disease.
Organic erythritol
Extracted directly from the natural fermentation of corn, this natural sweetener has a 0 GI, is easily digested, helps hydrate your colon, and protects the intestinal tissue. It also has antioxidant properties fighting oxidative stress and preventing cancer, diabetes, and heart disease.
Organic MCT Powder + Acacia Fiber
100% derived from coconuts
MCTs (medium chain triglycerides) help improve mental clarity, cravings, performance, and memory. The liver digests them more easily and converts them into ketones: a better-controlled energy source than glucose.
Organic cocoa butter
Helps improve your vision, brain function, skin health, and blood circulation because it contains vitamin E. It can decrease inflammation and help reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and/or stroke.
Organic cocoa mass
Organic cocoa is full of antioxidants that prevent cell damage. It supports blood flow and reduces inflammation. Cocoa mass is high in healthy fat, soluble fibres, and essential minerals that we need in our diets.
try all flavours with our variety pack
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Who are we?
We started with a simple mission: to create chocolate that fuels your body without the sugar crashes or junk ingredients. Our founder, Louisa Mesquita Bakker, was passionate about clean, functional foods but couldn’t find a sweet snack that truly delivered—so she made one.
What began as one chocolate bar has now grown into a brand loved across the EU and UK. Our team is dedicated to making high-quality, nutrient-dense chocolate that supports your body and tastes incredible.
Because snacking should make you feel good—inside and out.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are MCTs?
MCTs (Medium Chain Triglycerides) are healthy fats that are satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver. Giving an instant energy and brain boost.
Which do we use? - MCT powder C8/C10 extracted from coconuts and blended with acacia fiber.
How much? - About half a teaspoon of MCT per bar (5%). Which is perfect for everyone - whether you're used or not to taking MCTs.
What sweetener do you use?
Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) that is found in some fruits and vegetables. It has very few calories, is metabolism friendly, and is easy to digest.
Are Funky Fat Chocolate OK for people with diabetes?
Absolutely. We use a natural sweetener called erythritol which has a 0 GI (glycemic index), meaning it does not affect blood sugar levels. So it’s safe for people with diabetes.