Sugar-free chocolate bars with MCTs to fully indulge without compromising your health or taste buds. An everyday healthy snack to enjoy with pleasure, not guilt. Super low carb, with no hidden sugars, gluten, artificial sweeteners, additives, soy, dairy or fillers.
✔️Makes snacking on a keto, low-carb lifestyle stress-free and delicious. ✔️Does not raise blood sugar or kick you out of ketosis. ✔️Helps curb cravings and gives long-lasting energy. ✔️Deliciously rich and creamy chocolate with no bitterness. ✔️Made with clean, organic ingredients that are good for you. ✔️A true ketogenic chocolate bar high in healthy fats from MCTs and organic cacao, and only 2.5g net carb per bar. ✔️Practical snack for busy days, and on the go.
Better than your occasional treat:
Other bars are filled with sugars and other junk your body doesn't need. A regular 75% dark chocolate bar has up to 20g sugar which causes blood sugar spikes that make your energy crash and your cravings out of control. In the long term, this can contribute to weight gain and many health issues.
What's in it?
*75% Cacao Mass + Cocoa butter, *Erythritol, MCT Oil Powder with Acacia Fiber (100% derived from coconuts). *Organic
Nutritional information per bar (50g):
25.5g fat, 12.5g carbs, 10g erythritol, 2.5g net carb.
How to store it:
Chocolate tastes better when stored between 17 - 25 degrees Celsius. We recommend not storing your bars in the fridge.
What are the main ingredients?
Glad you asked. We use high-quality Organic South-American cacao, MCT powder (100% derived from coconut + Acacia fiber), and organic zero GI sweetener Erythritol.
What is erythritol and why is it in your keto chocolate bars?
Erythritol is a keto-friendly, natural sweetener. A polyol (sugar alcohol) found naturally in some fruits and vegetables. It is included in our chocolate bars because it has no glycemic effect, which means it does not affect blood sugar. Erythritol has very few calories, is metabolism friendly and easy to digest.
What is MCT powder and why do we add it in the keto chocolates?
We use MCT powder with Acacia fiber in our products. MCT (medium chain triglycerides) functions as a high-fat fuel for the body, which is satisfying and quickly metabolized by the liver, giving an instant energy and brain boost. An excellent power blend for your busy days at the office or pre and post workouts.
What’s the origin of the cacao used in the Keto chocolate bars?
Our chocolates are made with organic Peruvian cacao with a cinnamon aftertaste that tastes delicious and is high in healthy fats. Together with our chocolate maker partner, we produce every bar with love and care. We follow two holy principles: work with natural ingredients and produce world-class healthy wholesome chocolate.
What is net carb and how do I calculate it?
The term "net carbs" simply refers to carbs that are absorbed by the body. For all our keto chocolates we use a UK and European food label which means the fiber is actually shown separately so you don’t deduct it from the Carbohydrate total. However for polyols or sugar alcohols which are indigestible carbs, you DO deduct these. In order to calculate the net carbs for our keto chocolate bar it would be: Total carbs, minus (polyol) Erythritol = net carbs.
What is the shelf life?
We do not add chemical preservatives to our keto chocolate bars. Consequently, we recommend consuming our chocolate bars within 18 months from the production date. Please remember to keep it stored in room temperature at all times to preserve the taste and integrity.
What are the shipping costs?
We offer worldwide free shipping on orders over 70 euros. On orders below that, the shipping costs will be calculated at checkout as it varies depending on your location.
When will my order ship?
Orders placed on weekdays (Monday to Friday) before 5PM will be shipped the same day. Orders placed after 5PM will be shipped the next day. Except on fridays. Orders placed on fridays after 5PM, and on the weekends (Saturday and Sunday) will be shipped the following Monday.
How long will it take to receive the order?
It usually takes 2 business days for domestic orders (within The Netherlands) to arrive. Outside The Netherlands the delivery time may vary between 4-15 business days.
(During COVID-19 delivery times may vary)
Do you ship internationally? How much does it cost?
Yes! We deliver our products right to your doorstep, anywhere in the world. The shipping costs depend on your address and will be calculated at the checkout page. Mind that additional import taxes may apply if you live outside Europe.
Are your keto chocolate bars Vegan/Vegetarian?
Yes, our bars are vegan.
What's NOT in he Funky Fat Foods’ products?
- No added sugars. - No soy or other fillers. - No gmo, artificial colors/flavors. - No gluten.
Do you have a return policy?
Yes. For returns, contact our support team (email@example.com) no later than fourteen (14) days after receipt of your order with detailed evidence in attachment. This applies for incorrect orders (meaning: if you ordered a certain flavour but received another) or if you changed your mind. We only accept returns of orders in the same condition as original. Product must not be open or damaged. Returning fees are to your discretion.
What if my package is lost?
If that happens, please contact our support team (firstname.lastname@example.org) informing your name and order number so we can locate your package.
Keto is short for Ketogenic, which is a low-carb, high-fat dietary lifestyle based on fueling your body with greater amounts of healthy fats rather than carbs.
I am not following a Keto or a high-fat diet. Can I still consume the Funky Fat Choc?
It’s a functional bar, not candy. All our Funky Fat Foods products are for everyone, but you get the best health benefits when you reduce simple carbs (or simple sugars). Examples include bread, pasta, white rice, white potatoes, and breakfast cereals. These spike insulin and prevent fat burn. Still, just like “good fats” and “bad fats,” there are simple and complex carbs. These carbs are slowly released into your body, which means no blood-sugar spike. Good carb sources include dark leafy greens like spinach and kale. In fact, any vegetable (commonly those growing above ground), such as broccoli, cauliflower, and green peppers, are awesome carbs.